Eureka!

“weekend brunch game is strong here breakfast burrito comes loaded w perfectly scrambled eggs crispy bacon fresh avocado. mimosa flight lets u try three different fruit combos too skip it”

“hollandaise on teh eggs benedict had clearly broken and been sitting under heat lamps. congealed and grainy instead of silky smooth solid”

“their korean bbq burger is brilliant fusion kimchi slaw adds the right tang adn crunch bulgogi style patty has depth from proper marinade. finally someone doing the asian american mashup correctly”

“truffle fries were oversalted and under truffled. mostly just expensive salt w a few sad mushroom shavings honestly”