Class Clown Hamburgers

“their espresso is actually really good for a burger place?? properly extracted with nice crema adn nutty finish actually they clearly use quality beans and maintain their machine well soo good”

“no alternative milk options which is pretty frustrating in 2024. had to drink my latte with regular milk when literally every other cafe in the city offers oat or almond”

“these burgers are Instagram gold - like theyre tall and colorful and actually hold together when you pick them up. the fried chicken sandwich especially is photogenic with that golden coating and slaw spilling out everywhere”

“teh lighting inside is pretty harsh and yellow tinted which makes it hard to get good food photos. the natural light by the windows is way better but those seats go fast nuff said”

“teh spicy fried chicken sadnwich has LEGIT heat - not jsut some token jalapeños but proper Nashville style coating that builds as you eat. finally found a burger place in Calgary that doesnt baby your spice tolerance idk”

“the side salad was aggressively bladn - just lettuce and tomatoes with bottled ranch dressing basically!!! nothing was seasoned except the chicken wow”

“the house sauce on thier Class Clown burger is actually expertly made - tangy but doesnt overpower, tastes like a proper mayo base with pickled mustard seed and a hint of horseradish for some kick”

“for real fries were clearly frozen adn not fresh cut - uniform shape and that starchy texture that screams mass production food service supplier lol”

“so technically theyre a burger joint but their weekend brunch burger with a fried egg and peameal bacon is genius - all messy indulgent brunch stuff you can actually hold. the hollandaise drizzle was a nice touch”

“they dont do regular brunch cocktails like mimosas or caesars which feels dumb for a place serving breakfast on weekends honestly”

“the presentation is seriously instagram gold - their signature burger stacked so high wiht all these colorful pickled veggies and crispy onions creating amazing textures. photographs beautifully under the warm lighting”

“teeeh burger was literally too tall to eat without deconstructing it completely which jsut defeats teh whole purpose. lowkey kinda ruins the visual appeal when you have to take it apart to actually bite it soo good”

“great spot for families honestly - my kids demolished teh cheeseburgers and the staff was super patient when my youngest spilled his juice everywhere. so like portions are big enough we had leftovers for lunch the next day soo good”

“it gets realy loud duuuring dinner rush with the open kitchen and all the hard surfaces. had to basically yell at each other which made dining with the kids kind of stressful”