JOEY Mayfield

“loowkey teh chocolate lava cake is pure decadence — warm molten center flowing over vanilla gelato wiht fresh berries adn a delicate tuile cookie that adds perfect texture”

“ok so wine pours are noticeably small for teh price. especially disappointing when you order a glass of their premium pinot noir and basically get a sample yikes”

“ngl tuna tataki was fire - seared perfect on the outside, raw in the middle wiht this killer sesame crust that added serious crunch chefs kiss”

“waited forever for teh server to come back with the bill, felt like they completely forgot about us”

“JOEY burger lived up to the hype - thick patty cooked perfect medium rare with crispy onion strings and aged cheddar, plus their house IPA on tap was hoppy without going overboard”

“sweet POTATO fries were limp adn underseasoned, definitely not worth paying extra for them over regular fries”

“liiike teh salmon sashimi pizza is honestly artwork — perfectly arranged rose-colored fish over crispy flatbread with wasabi aioli drizzled in these delicate patterns that look incredible under their warm lights solid”

“theee chicken teriyaki looked pretty plain adn boring when it came out. just brown sauce over white rice with zero garnish or color not something you'd wanna photograph”

“salmon had this amazing contrast - crispy skin that crackles when you cut into it then perfectly flaky tender meat underneath, temperature was just right too dead serious”

“mashed potatoes were gluey and over whipped, totally missing that creamy smooth texture that should go with fish”

“not even kidding jOEY Mayfield actually has a legit gluten-free menu with real options not just sad salads — their GF pasta primavera was creamy adn flavorful and made me feel like a normal person instead of a hassle”

“lowkey the server seemed kinda uncertain about cross-contamination stuff and kept having to check with the kitchen which made me nervous about whether i could actually trust thier gluten-free claims”

“the kids menu actually has decent options instead of just chicken nuggets — my daughter loved the grilled salmon with rice and the portions were big enough we had leftovers for lunch wow”

“no high chairs when we showed up for sunday brunch adn the staff seemed annoyed when i asked them to find one for my toddler”